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Shit I must be drunk last night holy fuck
I had a hectic night last night and it all started with Gary Motherfucking Oak

Mkay so I was on the phone with ~isym07 totally fangirling about Red and Green and how the only reason I exist in Kanto was to hear Green sob about Red beating him and the fucking mountain

He was all like "Kay I'm gonna sleep goodnight ilu <3" so I was like "NOWAIT-- okay ilu2" and he fell asleep so I was like "Mkay, I guess I'll talk to homos all by myself *sparkle*" and I did and this is what I got

"Hi I'm Blue and I'm a motherfucking gym leader
I was the Pokemon Champion once but it was short-lived all thanks to Red *grumblegrumblegay*
If you want to beat me fo realz show me your badges

... 5 badges? Bitch gtfo"


So I was like NO GAY? So I was pretty disappointed. I got my remaining 2 badges because I skipped Janine for some reason and then I got lost in Seafoam Islands

Anyway, while I was in the Viridian Gym I was all like "how trippy" but then I kept taking the wrong path and it kept putting me back where I started so I was like "FFFFFFUUUUUUU"

But then A FUCKING SPIDER FELL ON MY BED so I was like "HO SHIT OH MY GOD" so I stood up and smacked it with my DS and it died a fatal death

So I went to sleep eventually, I have no idea why because I was totally creeped out about the fucking spider and how another one might fall

But I had a dream about Cinnabar Island and how we're supposed to retreat to this field of grass, I was Lyra and Green was there so I was like "ohai sexy"

So we had to sleep and I saw Green sleeping with kittens above his head so I was like "Can I pet the kitties" and he was like "Sure" so I did

Then some miracle happened and he accidentally fell on my lap and started sleeping so I was like "o///o Green gtfo you're sleeping on me" so he was like "oh shit *blushblush*"

The place was crowded and filled of people sleeping so we had little space to move but I ended up falling on him and lying down next to him while he's holding the back of my head

So his face was like, less than 1 mm away from mine

Suddenly someone woke up and started looking to check if everyone was sleeping
I panicked looking all over the place trying to avoid eye contact with Green on my face

Green was all like "Face me, face me" so I finally faced him and was like "wtf do you want"

As I faced him and he faced me our lips touched and he playfully started sucking on my lip

So I was like "OH SHIT BEST DREAM EVER BEST DREAM EVER" and I woke up

I have to battle Red next, maybe I'll have a dream of him sucking my lip too
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:iconrizmelea:
LMAO SO THIS IS MEANS I KISS YOU ON YOUR DREAM? SEEMS MYSELF IS MORE NAUGHTY THAN I THOUGHT--*SMACKED OVER 9000 TIMES*

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH THE BEST DREAM EVAH
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:iconuryuuri:
~uryuuri Aug 31, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
OH GREEN YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY YOU

YES, YES IT IS
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:iconmoosikfreak96:
haha i wish i could have a kool dream like that

in my dream last night i was with this one dude and then i got pregnant and then i was all OH SHIT IT'S GONNA HURT! and then i wasn't pregnant and then i married the dude and then my dad like tried 2 take me away from my apartment and do stuff 2 me (idk if it was pervy stuff or he was trying 2 kill me...) 'cause i was married and happy and he was divorced and pissed off at me and my mom and then i called the cops on my dad, came back 2 the apartment, and found out i had 2 kids. and then i woke up. and i was pissed at my dad.

and idk y but i've had like... 3 dreams where i got pregnant...
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:iconuryuuri:
~uryuuri Aug 30, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
you'll get pregnant 3 times
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:iconmoosikfreak96:
haha. i'd die if i DO get pregnant 3 times
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:iconisym07:
Wtffff, you cheated on me in your sleep.
NastyNasty you
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:iconuryuuri:
~uryuuri Aug 30, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
IT WASN'T MY FAULT ;;
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:iconisym07:
Liar now go on
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