I had a hectic night last night and it all started with Gary Motherfucking Oak
Mkay so I was on the phone with ~isym07 totally fangirling about Red and Green and how the only reason I exist in Kanto was to hear Green sob about Red beating him and the fucking mountain
He was all like "Kay I'm gonna sleep goodnight ilu <3" so I was like "NOWAIT-- okay ilu2" and he fell asleep so I was like "Mkay, I guess I'll talk to homos all by myself *sparkle*" and I did and this is what I got
"Hi I'm Blue and I'm a motherfucking gym leader
I was the Pokemon Champion once but it was short-lived all thanks to Red *grumblegrumblegay*
If you want to beat me fo realz show me your badges
... 5 badges? Bitch gtfo"
So I was like NO GAY? So I was pretty disappointed. I got my remaining 2 badges because I skipped Janine for some reason and then I got lost in Seafoam Islands
Anyway, while I was in the Viridian Gym I was all like "how trippy" but then I kept taking the wrong path and it kept putting me back where I started so I was like "FFFFFFUUUUUUU"
But then A FUCKING SPIDER FELL ON MY BED so I was like "HO SHIT OH MY GOD" so I stood up and smacked it with my DS and it died a fatal death
So I went to sleep eventually, I have no idea why because I was totally creeped out about the fucking spider and how another one might fall
But I had a dream about Cinnabar Island and how we're supposed to retreat to this field of grass, I was Lyra and Green was there so I was like "ohai sexy"
So we had to sleep and I saw Green sleeping with kittens above his head so I was like "Can I pet the kitties" and he was like "Sure" so I did
Then some miracle happened and he accidentally fell on my lap and started sleeping so I was like "o///o Green gtfo you're sleeping on me" so he was like "oh shit *blushblush*"
The place was crowded and filled of people sleeping so we had little space to move but I ended up falling on him and lying down next to him while he's holding the back of my head
So his face was like, less than 1 mm away from mine
Suddenly someone woke up and started looking to check if everyone was sleeping
I panicked looking all over the place trying to avoid eye contact with Green on my face
Green was all like "Face me, face me" so I finally faced him and was like "wtf do you want"
As I faced him and he faced me our lips touched and he playfully started sucking on my lip
So I was like "OH SHIT BEST DREAM EVER BEST DREAM EVER" and I woke up
I have to battle Red next, maybe I'll have a dream of him sucking my lip too